Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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