we have officially lost it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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