Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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