i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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