apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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