i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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