cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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