Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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