Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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