Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
