He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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