dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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