Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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