that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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