So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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