I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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