My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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