You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Randomize
