Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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