And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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