used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
