Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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