She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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