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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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