sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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