with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Randomize