if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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