are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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