ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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