His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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