OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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