i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
