Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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