U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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