you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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