so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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