We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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