If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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