Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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