How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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