It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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