Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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