google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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