oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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