all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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