Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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