no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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