Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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