We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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