"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
vagina is talking i cant
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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