Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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