ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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