problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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