nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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