i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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